Top picks for re-education classes

What classes are you most looking forward to taking at the re-education camps that the Democrats are going to send us to? Here are my top picks:How to watch CNN without that twisted feeling in your stomach. Turning off your critical thinking filter, and five other surefire paths to happiness. Why NBA players are authoritiesContinue reading “Top picks for re-education classes”

Disappointed in my dog

My dog doesn’t know what a statistic is. He gets excited and jumps around like an idiot over the littlest things. He barks at stuff that is absolutely no threat. But when our house was burglarized he probably wagged his tail and welcomed the thieves inside. I just realized after all this time, I’ve beenContinue reading “Disappointed in my dog”

Children’s Poems

Busy Mr. Thelby “Tell me,” said old Mister Thelby. “Tell me Walter Hugh, Why are you so blue?” “Cause I’m bored and it’s cold, and there’s nothing here to do.” “Cause you’re bored and it’s cold? Why, then there’s a million things to do.” “Blah,” said Walter. “I’m certain that’s not true?” “Maybe not forContinue reading “Children’s Poems”