Since Biden can’t figure out how to get enough rapid Covid tests to keep the Covid cases numbers inflated, I thought I’d help out. I spent all of this afternoon coming up with a new rapid Covid test. Between flipping channels, eating lunch and taking a nap, it really did take me all afternoon. HereContinue reading “Middle School English Teacher Invents Free Rapid Covid Test”
Category Archives: Humor
Top picks for re-education classes
What classes are you most looking forward to taking at the re-education camps that the Democrats are going to send us to? Here are my top picks:How to watch CNN without that twisted feeling in your stomach. Turning off your critical thinking filter, and five other surefire paths to happiness. Why NBA players are authoritiesContinue reading “Top picks for re-education classes”
Disappointed in my dog
My dog doesn’t know what a statistic is. He gets excited and jumps around like an idiot over the littlest things. He barks at stuff that is absolutely no threat. But when our house was burglarized he probably wagged his tail and welcomed the thieves inside. I just realized after all this time, I’ve beenContinue reading “Disappointed in my dog”
Lessons from my dog
I’ve been spending more time with my dog during the lockdown. He’s teaching me a lot. Here are a few lessons I’ve learned so far under his tutelage. 1. When you see people, always act like you’re really excited.2. When you take a walk, take time to smell stuff, even flowers. 3. Water is probablyContinue reading “Lessons from my dog”
Children’s Poems
Busy Mr. Thelby “Tell me,” said old Mister Thelby. “Tell me Walter Hugh, Why are you so blue?” “Cause I’m bored and it’s cold, and there’s nothing here to do.” “Cause you’re bored and it’s cold? Why, then there’s a million things to do.” “Blah,” said Walter. “I’m certain that’s not true?” “Maybe not forContinue reading “Children’s Poems”
Thoughts and Sayings
These sayings came from my journals over the past 20-30 years. A house divided makes a pretty good duplex. I’m not all good, but I ain’t half bad. I have found that all of my problems tend to resolve themselves as soon as I have taken care of them. What lies behind us and whatContinue reading “Thoughts and Sayings”
RL Martin 